You know, I wrote an essay
the persuasive kind, you know.
My mother wept with joy
as she read my blessed lines
It was published in the paper
I had book deals on the line
I was interviewed on Oprah
It was awarded Pultizer Prize
So I proudly came on monday
To turn this sucker in
I thought I saw the teacher smile
As i placed it in her bin
This paper was pure genius
As anyone could tell
You know, it saved the life
Of a man sentenced in jail.
The teacher passed our papers back
She was looking worn and pale
This teacher was quite stupid,
She mangaged me to fail!
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